Dennis Rodman: FBI Informant

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Via CBS

There couldn’t be a better job for a man dubbed “the Worm.” According to Dennis Rodman, the FBI has approached him with an offer to work as an FBI informant in North Korea.

“I have been contacted by the FBI and I met with them. They wanted to know what went on and who’s really in charge in North Korea,” Rodman said.

That’s not a hard one to figure out. They make it extremely clear who’s in charge over there. They worship Kim Jong Un like a god. His picture is everywhere from billboards, to peoples’ living rooms, to Time Magazine.

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He’s got the magic stick

Nevertheless, Rodman could actually help in this situation. North Korea is known for not allowing outsiders, especially Americans, into their country. For some strange reason, that rule doesn’t seem to apply to Dennis Rodman. Since he’s the only American allowed in, it makes sense that the FBI would want him to gather as much information as possible.

I think someone in the FBI must have read my article.  Like I said, you have to fight crazy with crazy. Obviously, I will take full credit if Rodman ends up saving the world from North Korea. It seems as though Commissioner Gordon isn’t the only one who needs the help of a mercenary crusader.

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