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Getting Old

Fun Activities for Millenials: Go Outside and Stand in a Place


Our generation has a problem. I have a solution. When old people complain about Generation Y, they’ll often cite problems like our lack of communication skills or our disintegrating attention spans. In general, they see us as self-centered, entitled assholes who haven’t Continue reading

“Deflate-gate:” a Final Solution

Hitler football

I got into the office bright and early last Tuesday and sat down to write an editorial about the silliness surrounding the “Deflate-gate” scandal that ravaged the sports media world in the week leading up to the Super Bowl. Somehow, my Continue reading

5 Ways to Overcome Writer’s Anxiety


You’re reading the Daily Dose. Last Thursday, I decided that I was going to write one blog post every day, for the rest of eternity. I didn’t even last a week. Yesterday, when I sat down to write during my approximately thirty minutes of free time– Continue reading

Mike had a Rough Valentine’s Day

Mike Valentine

You’re reading the “Daily Dose.” Today, Mike talks about his disappointing Valentine’s Day.  I try to be a nice guy, ya know? It’s Valentine’s Day, so I’m gonna take my girl out on the town, right? I get a sittah, I Continue reading