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8 Lessons I Learned as a Sportswriter

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Here’s my article from last week’s issue of the Lorian, in which I pretend to be an expert in something that I’ve only been doing for a year. This would be like if someone who had been 21 for less than Continue reading

“Deflate-gate:” a Final Solution

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I got into the office bright and early last Tuesday and sat down to write an editorial about the silliness surrounding the “Deflate-gate” scandal that ravaged the sports media world in the week leading up to the Super Bowl. Somehow, my Continue reading

5 Ways to Overcome Writer’s Anxiety

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You’re reading the Daily Dose. Last Thursday, I decided that I was going to write one blog post every day, for the rest of eternity. I didn’t even last a week. Yesterday, when I sat down to write during my approximately thirty minutes of free time– Continue reading

Dick Jr. Joins Ballet

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You’re reading the “Daily Dose,” which is just about the laziest fucking name I could’ve come up with for this segment. Is that how this site is going to work now? We’re just going to go with the first over-used Continue reading

My Clothes are Fucked

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You’re reading the Daily Dose! Which is apparently becoming a Yahoo Answers thread where I ask you all questions because I don’t know how to be a functioning adult.   I’m PISSED. I did laundry the other day, and as you can see, I Continue reading

Why Do I Drink?

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You’re reading the “Daily Dose.” Why? I don’t know. You’re the one who clicked on the link. I’m sure we’ve all asked ourselves this question after a vomit-flavored night of fuckery. But have you ever actually stopped to think about Continue reading

Mike had a Rough Valentine’s Day

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You’re reading the “Daily Dose.” Today, Mike talks about his disappointing Valentine’s Day.  I try to be a nice guy, ya know? It’s Valentine’s Day, so I’m gonna take my girl out on the town, right? I get a sittah, I Continue reading

Why the Fuck Do My Shoes Smell?

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You’re reading the “Daily Dose,” a new segment on Coach’s Rant in which I’m going to force myself to write a blog post every day, slowly begin to resent myself, and develop a debilitating addiction to methamphetamines. Did you enjoy Continue reading

Meet Dick, Father of Three

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You’re reading “Daily Dose,” a chronicle of my descent into Multiple Personality Disorder. Today, we meet the newest member of the Coach’s Rant team: Dick Randleman, a proud father, a loyal husband and an even better writer! Whadda ya say, Dick?   Name: Continue reading

Meet Mike, Who Never Went to College

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You’re reading the “Daily Dose,” a brand new segment on Coach’s Rant! From here on out (or until I get lazy), I’ll be publishing a short post each day. Some of these posts will be interesting. Others probably won’t BECAUSE THIS IS A LOT OF Continue reading